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EVERYONE HERE! I URGE YOU TO PLEASE READ THE FULL DESCRIPTION BEFORE POSTING!
His flash is simply proving a point that, quite sadly, is true.
This is mostly here for the rant he's giving rather than the flash. The flash itself and your comments on it are only proving his point.
Unecessary 0 Scores are unecessary.
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A few months ago ashford pride made a movie with a foreboding title. It was called "Awesome Grounds".
Well ladies and gentlemen, that's might as well what this site should be called (at least right now), with the top row on the front page slot dedicated to an "awesome" movie and an "awesome" parody, an "awesome" t-shirt in the newgrounds store, and pretty much every "awesome" movie in the top 100, along with han's "awesome's creed".
I can't go to newgrounds with seeing something not about egoraptor or his coveted video game parody series. It makes me wonder sometimes if pursuing anything but half-assed cartoons making mildly funny observations about video games laced with profanity is even worth it. Truly, they are what bring the masses of 13-year olds to this site, and thus increases traffic and competition in the internet world. But you have to ask yourself, with this sort of two-bit audience increasing in numbers, are they really interested in watching anything else?
I understand that it's a dog eat dog world in the online entertainment business, and to compete you have to pretty much put up content that a majority of internet browsers would click on. This includes either women or video games. Things they already know they want. And that's all they want. They sign up, watch more, and come back and do it again later. They're trained to know that what they want is easily accessible and is promoted all over the site.
Original content is often shuffled off to the bottom of the page, or never gets any attention to begin with. Now comes into play the whole 'they won't click on it unless there's a boob for the icon', etc etc. That's because they've been fashioned to think that way.
I'm not saying i have all the mysterious answers to the way people's minds work. But this much is true - if all people click on are breasts and video game icons, and you give them breasts and video game icons, you're not pushing the envelope.
Newgrounds is the epitome of user-generated content. We already have a massive advantage over youtube in the fact that making a cartoon involves so much more creativity than snappily editing your webcam footage. So instead of 200 cartoons coming out every minute, we have 200 cartoons coming out every day. That gives someone a better chance of breaking out and being discovered for his hard work, and a reward for a job well done.
But in the same way that viewers are trained that they don't have to go out of their way to avoid original content they would otherwise enjoy, authors are becoming more and more disenchanted with their personal creations and are turning to nerd culture icons and cheap tactics to get viewers.
I can't tell you how many animators I have spoken to that have shunned their own creations in favor of sub-pop culture parody and disjointed scripts sprinkled with toilet humor and profanity. a cartoon catering to everyone who's forgotten what cartoons are all about. And here we are shoving away everything about cartoons that was originally appealing and magical, because we're pretty much forced to.
I'm not pointing the finger at any one person here. I think it's part of the bigger picture - bigger than Newgrounds, too. But if people really care about the future of cartoons and animation, we wouldn't be seeing this kind of blatant favoritism.
People will find what they want if they want it. They don't need to be spoon fed it all.
For thirty years animators who strive to create something genuinely unique have gotten nothing but a slap in the face. It's sickening and it has to stop someday, before they all disappear.
Lastly, this post is not about me. I'm not writing this out of self-pity, bitterness or spite. I'm being honest. I care a lot about the future of animation, and what I see around me is very troubling. The industry is bad enough, but where the future lies is in the small corners of the animation world. Newgrounds is one of them. I spend a lot of time trying to encourage and teach frame-by-frame animation, and creating your own characters and scripts. That is what is important
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Harshest people I've ever seen.
I HEARD THE LOCAL CHEAP-O MART IS SELLING "SENSE OF HUMOR"'S FOR AS LITTLE AS $0.10! THEY ARE FREE IF YOU TRADE IN YOUR "LACK OF A SENSE OF HUMOR"'S!
GO BUY SOME, THEN COME BACK AND COMMENT ON THE FILM.
As for the film, i have to give you a 9. I totally did not expect that. It had me laughing. Also, brb, gettin' popcorn.
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Thx for backing me up Chingmonga.
PEOPLE! BEFORE WATCHING THE FILM, LOOK FOR SENSIBLE COMMENTS LIKE CHINGAMONGA'S!
Anyways, I give this flash a 7. I liked how you parodied it. The short length (yes I think it's short, want to fight about it?) left something to be desired. Overall, good film.
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THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE MAKING FUN OF ALL THE BRAWL PARODIES THAT PEOPLE MAKE! IT IS NOT MEANT TO BE FUNNY.
It is meant to show just how crappy all of the other parodies we praise.
As for the movie, I give it a 7, very nicely done. Of course it could've been funny, but that was not the point. (IMO)
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"I went and watched this totally awesome flash movie, and wanted to know if you saw it too."
"I watched it and fell asleep about halfway through..."
"I LIEK FIYAH!"
"I wonder what Ganon's up to?"
I liked this flash movie. It was very entertaining.
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I loled so hard. That is quite entertaining.
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Frickin amazing! I liked it. Make another one using something else from SMW.
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I love this game. My only complaint is that there is nothing for me to complain about.
Keep up the good work!
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Street Fighter ain't got nothin on this beautifully crafted game. 10/10.
One reccomendation though... Make a sequel...
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That was the Best PART! You Rock at Making these Things. Make More.
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